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Marriage Proposal of the Day

(Source: thedailywhat, via woaah)

I swear if this moth gets any closer…

Started making a salad and unknowingly adding various meat. 

It’s not even a salad now, it’d 20% salad, 80% meat. 

she’s perf.
thefrogman:

If you hit the chin hard enough, it will turn out anyone’s lights. No matter their size or strength. The brain floats around inside the skull. If someone hits you in the right spot, it can cause your brain to start bouncing around in your head. It keeps impacting with your skull, overloads the nervous system, and you go to sleep for a while.